Back to the Future Trilogy

I'm going to see if I can break this trilogy down to its bare essentials. The problem was that the sound on my television was going in and out but I believe I got the gist of it.

Back to the Future I

A young man plans to have sex with his girlfriend at a lake until he realizes his parents wrecked the car, preventing him from taking that trip. He takes a series of time warps through alternate universes. Arriving back in his own time, he is presented with a brand new car from his seemingly body snatched parents. Just as the plan to have sex with his girlfriend by the lake seems to be back on track they are abducted by an aging scientist in an apparent power play to steal the girlfriend and have sex with her...somewhere in time!

Back to the Future II

The scientist and the young man take the girl to the future where the scientist gives the girl a roofie. Just as the scientist is about to have sex with her in an alley he is distracted by the young man and what is later revealed to be a porno magazine. While they quarrel over the magazine the girl is taken into custody of the police. After a series of time warps the young man arrives back in his own time with the girl and after an avoided road rage incident he presumably has sex with the girl by the lake as originally planned.

Back to the Future III

The final film shifts focus to the scientist who goes back in time to satisfy his penchant for unkempt vagina.