Friday, April 25, 2008

Sweeney Todd

Johnny Depp kills Alan Rickman, then kills his long-lost wife who Helena Bohnam Carter told him was dead. Turns out she wasn't, but had instead gone crazy. Johnny Depp then throws HBC in the giant furnace and she burns to death. The kid who was rolling with Ali G climbs out of the sewer and kills Johnny Depp with his barber's razor.

Kids, I tell ya.

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