Spiderman 3

(Last night I passed on the opportunity to join my friend Brendan and his buddy Bob on their quest to see Iron Man, thus being able to ruin the ending of a film the day before its major theaterical release. Instead, I chose to continue home to watch the second half of Spiderman 3, a film that's been available on dvd for ages now. But I must say, HOLY SHIT, what a doozy of an ending this turd had.) Here goes:

Sandman and Venom join forces to attempt to kill Spiderman, since neither seems to care too much for the guy in red. They kidnap Mary Jane and trap her in a cab suspended by a web 50 stories above the street. Spiderman swoops in and takes a massive beating from the one-two of Sandman and Venom. But right as Spiderman is about to take that last blow from Sandman that might end his part-time career, who swoops in to save him but Harry, his sworn enemy and son of Willem DeFoe. God I hate when enemies get together for the greater good. Gimme a break. But anyway, Harry rolls around on his modified floating snowboard, tossing bombs and missiles at Sandman, who we've already learned could be simply defeated using a supersoaker. Worthless. Harry dives in to save Spiderman from an attack by Venom only to be stabbed in the chest. !!!!! Spiderman figures out that all it takes to kill Venom is a tuning fork and starts banging together pipes. !!!!! Spiderman then tosses some sort of softball sized nuclear device at Venom, who has a headache, and obliterates him but is unscathed himself, though he's well within the blast radius of this thing. Harry dies. They go to his funeral. Mary Jane and Peter get back together. Spiderman 4 due in a few years.

Sorry this one was so long, but you know, complicated endings and whatnot.