Dawn is your average 17 year-old Evangelical Christian abstinence advocate. She's cute, sweet, naive, and every man in her life (sans, ironically, her father) seems out to sexually abuse her. But Dawn has a shocking surprise in store for each maiden's head invader - her buhgina in loaded with shark teeth. You have to figure with that sort of plot we're in for a treat and can just cut to a severed-dong count:
3 severed penises. Boyfriend who tries to have his way in a cave; guy who she turns to when all goes wrong and find comfort with, only to find out he bet his friends he could bang her; and her step-brother, who she turns her choppers on to avenge the death of her mother. Yeah, really.
*BONUS: 4 severed fingers from the left hand of the Gynecologist who decides the speculum can't do the job that the old southpaw is known for.
I'd call this one a safe rainy day Saturday rental
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SOUTHPAW!!!!!
I must note that she wasn't aware of the teeth in her naynay because she never masturbated. The moral is clear.
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