Diary Of The Dead

PUT THE CAMERA DOWN, ASSHOLE.

I swear if I'm ever in some survival situation and someone I'm with insists on documenting it with a camera, I will not be pleased at all. That being said, the most gratifying moment of this film, as with Cloverfield, is the scene toward the end in which the chuckle who films everything is attacked by a zombie and has to be put down by his girlfriend.

This movie really sucked and making it all the way through merits some reward for me. In the end the few remaining kids lock themselves in the panic room of the rich kids house, and there's some goofy monologue about whether or not humanity is truly worth saving. GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK. On top of that doozie, there was some lesson in here about the media, which I purposefully ignored because I am not taking lessons about the world from a zombie movie.