Hancock finds out he is immortal and had previously been married to Charlize Theron, who also an immortal superperson in the movie, is married to Jason Bateman's character. Like a real married couple, prolonged close-proximity drains each of them of their greatness and powers, and Hancock is forced to re-locate to the East Coast so that they can both go on living normal lives. There's some subplot about a jail break and attempt on Hancock's life, but what I just divulged is what you're really supposed to learn from this movie. Trust me.
After the credits begin rolling, there's an extra scene where a criminal calls Hancock 'handjob'. Not only did I find this joke enormously funny, but a very yound child in the row before me said aloud, 'he said handjob'. This was far and away funnier than the original joke. Children grow up so quickly these days.
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See, I somehow missed that the "handjob" part was in the credits. I was waiting on tenterhooks for it the whole time, and it seemed like I was going to be denied. But then it happened! Handjob!
What's even funnier is that I was expecting him to call Hancock "...*A* handjob", not fuck up his name by calling him Handjob. So, it was even funnier for me, even though I knew it was coming.
True story.
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