Valkyrie

Call the Gestapo, everyone involved with this film should be arrested mach schnell. I don't even know where to start. I think they were fucked from the jump casting Tom Cruise. Then whoever in charge must have told Tom Cruise not to immerse himself in the role or even bother trying to develop any kind of German accent. Not to mention, I detected everything from Australian to British accents from the other actors playing German characters. Maybe I was spoiled by the authenticity of the masterpiece film called Downfall, but I don't think so. This film was totally mailed in.

On to the ruin... Colonel von Stauffenberg (Tom Cruise) and a bunch of other high ranking Nazis and politicians try to pull a coup on Hitler and the SS. They attempt to assassinate Hitler and invoke the emergency "Valkyrie" plan to seize control of Germany and attempt to end the war. Unfortunately, they botch the plan, get their dicks caught in the door and get offed. True story.